The following was sent to me from my sister, Lisa via her iPhone:

Monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey,”hey! what are you doing?” the monkey says,”smoking a joint, come up and have some.” so the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few tokes together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree,ditty bops on to the river. Leans over the river but he’s so stoned that he falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to help him to the side,then asks “what’s that matter with you?” the lizard explains what he and the monkey did. The crocodile says he’s gotta go check out this hippie monkey and walks off into the jungle where he finds the monkey still sitting and toking on the joint. He looks up and says “hey you!” the monkey looks down and says

ffuuucccckkk………………. dude how much water did you drink??!!

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