Well, dear readers, your gracious bloggerette has agreed to let me take over the reins here on her blog and do a guest post. I love it!!! I love when people have a lapse in judgment and allow me to spread my particular brand of nonsense.
Thank you my trusting host, I know a blog is like a child, you cultivate it, nurture it, then turn it over to a babysitter so you can get away from the little bastard for a bit, and you come home and the babysitter is trying to teach your child to smoke.
Disappointing, but at least you got away from the demanding little pug for a couple hours. I think that’s probably a good metaphor for giving me a guest spot. Well, on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen… let’s move on…
Charlie and the Crack Factory!
Okay, dear readers, a little about me. I like addressing you, dear readers, not because I think it’s nice, or builds a rapport between us, but because I read somewhere that using the phrase “dear readers” was considered a weak and annoying writing device.
I want no one to ever think of me as anything but a weak and annoying word putter togetherer. I don’t think I’m a writer. I think I’m someone who has a lot of fun stringing words together, and using words like “togetherer”.
Words like “togetherer” make me laugh then make me relaugh.
And words like “relaugh” make me rerelaugh.
That’s the kind of writer I am.
You like? I’m over at Inspired by Caffeine and Nicotine Monday to Friday, and on Saturday we classy the place up with a visit from a real Princess.
Oh yeah, it’s that good, and that’s another thing I’m good at: shameless self promotion. Oh yeah, with next to no pride will I plug myself. I once claimed I was giving away free condoms on a Pro-life website just to get a few views.
The above paragraph was going to read “coat hangers” instead of condoms but I don’t know how distasteful my host will allow me to get. Just take this paragraph out if you want.
Okay, so I didn’t visit a pro-life site to promote myself, those pro-lifererrites are mental!
Screaming about the sanctity of life then bombing abortion clinics. In my opinion that’s like vegetarians blowing up cows to prevent Big Mac consumption. That scares the hell out of me!!!
Anyway, Charlie Sheen is the topic it was suggested I blog about, and I’m almost five hundred words in and haven’t got to Chucky yet. Sorry about that, dear readers.
I’m inclined to like Charlie Sheen, and there are three good reasons for that.
- Awhile back I heard he was caught in a hotel room with a prostitute. Not shocking when taken alone. What caused my admiration for the Sheenanator was that his wife was in the next room at the time. And my girlfriend used to get mad at me for ordering pizza. When Charles writes his guide to a happy marriage, I’ll buy that book!
- I loved that movie “The Mighty Ducks”
- Every time I see Charlie Sheen show up on my T.V. I change the channel, and whenever someone wants to talk about old C.S. I stick my fingers in my ears and go, “La La La La La” until they walk away. I liked “The Mighty Ducks” so much I don’t want to hear anything bad about the Sheen of Charlie.
So, due to reason number three I really am ill prepared to do a blog about Charlie Sheen, so I guess I’ll wrap up by saying, I’m inclined to like Charlie Sheen.
I just realized that Charlie Sheen wasn’t in that Duck movie. That’s a little disappointing.
The End
P.S. I like to add a P.S. to the end of each of my posts. I think it’s nice, just when you think it’s over, nope, there’s a little extra bonus from Robb.
P.P.S. And I usually add a special message in the P.S. to the Princess. She really likes to see her name in type. So Princess, feel free to steal my “To-do” list idea!
Bio:
Robblogger’s unique and twisted outlook on life can be found at http://inspiredbycaffeinenicotine.blogspot.com/, and despite the fact that he claims not to be a writer, he has written a book. A hilarious book about travel called Don’t Go There! A Robblogger Look at Travel. It is available on Amazon for Kindle here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004OC07SA/. Stay tuned for his second e-book coming soon to a Kindle near you by friending him on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001869657808 and following his tweets, @Robblogger.
